You guys, anyone who’s reading this, I just married the love of my life! I AM SO HAPPY! Let me tell you about her! Her name is…… Read more “I Just Got Married! Wanna know my secret to finding your perfect partner?”
Category: Short Stories
Letters From Ben
I don’t think I’ve ever told this story before; I’ve done my best to repress the memories of that year of my life. Maybe I’ve vaguely referenced…… Read more “Letters From Ben”
I Think Someone Just Came Into My House 
Author’s note: This was just shared to a Facebook page, and I couldn’t for the life of me find it on any pages on which I’ve shared stories…… Read more “I Think Someone Just Came Into My House ”
A letter to my daughter, a warning to you
Our beautiful Kathryn, My life was just about perfect, as close to it as it could be without actually being so. I was young, with a promising…… Read more “A letter to my daughter, a warning to you”
PSA: Beware of Facebook posts advertising ‘EiteYou’ products!
“Having trouble losing that last 10 pounds? Maybe your skin isn’t as clear as you’d like it to be? Have a goal you just can’t seem to…… Read more “PSA: Beware of Facebook posts advertising ‘EiteYou’ products!”
It’s My Turn To Kill Myself, But I’m Having Second Thoughts
https://youtu.be/SlpEQqwRdpY I don’t know. I feel so wrong right now. I mean, picture it: everyone you love, all of your friends, your Family’s Mother or Father, everyone…… Read more “It’s My Turn To Kill Myself, But I’m Having Second Thoughts”
If you find a gift that you didn’t put under your tree, DO NOT OPEN IT
OURS WAS A DARK GREEN BOX, CLOSED WITH RED TAPE, WRAPPED IN DARK GREEN WRAPPING PAPER. I’m gonna tell you what happened to us when we found…… Read more “If you find a gift that you didn’t put under your tree, DO NOT OPEN IT”
I’m never using Yelp again.
“Food was, in my opinion, not nearly worth the price nor the amount of time we had to wait for it. Restaurant was not busy, but our…… Read more “I’m never using Yelp again.”
She’s gotten one step closer every night, and I think tonight will be the last.
https://youtu.be/JCg6nO7GYjY I first saw the her at the end of my driveway. She’s probably 5’7”, gauntly thin, with greasy, shoulder-length brown hair. She is always wearing the…… Read more “She’s gotten one step closer every night, and I think tonight will be the last.”
I’m Not Doing Charity Work Again, Ever.
My wife and I have been very fortunate in life. Our respective hard work has paid off handsomely, and we’ve dedicated a part of our lives to…… Read more “I’m Not Doing Charity Work Again, Ever.”