You guys, anyone who’s reading this, I just married the love of my life! I AM SO HAPPY! Let me tell you about her! Her name is…… Read more “I Just Got Married! Wanna know my secret to finding your perfect partner?”

Author’s note: This was just shared to a Facebook page, and I couldn’t for the life of me find it on any pages on which I’ve shared stories…… Read more “I Think Someone Just Came Into My House [2016]”

Our beautiful Kathryn, My life was just about perfect, as close to it as it could be without actually being so. I was young, with a promising…… Read more “A letter to my daughter, a warning to you”

“Having trouble losing that last 10 pounds? Maybe your skin isn’t as clear as you’d like it to be? Have a goal you just can’t seem to…… Read more “PSA: Beware of Facebook posts advertising ‘EiteYou’ products!”

https://youtu.be/SlpEQqwRdpY I don’t know. I feel so wrong right now. I mean, picture it: everyone you love, all of your friends, your Family’s Mother or Father, everyone…… Read more “It’s My Turn To Kill Myself, But I’m Having Second Thoughts”

OURS WAS A DARK GREEN BOX, CLOSED WITH RED TAPE, WRAPPED IN DARK GREEN WRAPPING PAPER. I’m gonna tell you what happened to us when we found…… Read more “If you find a gift that you didn’t put under your tree, DO NOT OPEN IT”

“Food was, in my opinion, not nearly worth the price nor the amount of time we had to wait for it. Restaurant was not busy, but our…… Read more “I’m never using Yelp again.”

https://youtu.be/JCg6nO7GYjY I first saw the her at the end of my driveway. She’s probably 5’7”, gauntly thin, with greasy, shoulder-length brown hair. She is always wearing the…… Read more “She’s gotten one step closer every night, and I think tonight will be the last.”

My wife and I have been very fortunate in life. Our respective hard work has paid off handsomely, and we’ve dedicated a part of our lives to…… Read more “I’m Not Doing Charity Work Again, Ever.”