PSA: Beware of Facebook posts advertising ‘EiteYou’ products!

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It’s My Turn To Kill Myself, But I’m Having Second Thoughts

I don’t know. I feel so wrong right now. I mean, picture it: everyone you love, all of your friends, your Family’s Mother or Father, everyone standing there, watching proudly as you kill yourself. That’s the dream, right? You’d do it in a heartbeat, and with a smile on your face, right? So many of …

If you find a gift that you didn’t put under your tree, DO NOT OPEN IT

OURS WAS A DARK GREEN BOX, CLOSED WITH RED TAPE, WRAPPED IN DARK GREEN WRAPPING PAPER. I’m gonna tell you what happened to us when we found ours, and if you find one and still wanna take the chance, then that’s on you. _____ My family has gotten big enough to the point where everyone …

She’s gotten one step closer every night, and I think tonight will be the last.

I first saw the her at the end of my driveway. She’s probably 5’7”, gauntly thin, with greasy, shoulder-length brown hair. She is always wearing the same thing, a blue and yellow floral print dress that stops just above her knees; she’s also barefoot. Her arms are like sticks, and they just hang at her …

I’m Not Doing Charity Work Again, Ever.

My wife and I have been very fortunate in life. Our respective hard work has paid off handsomely, and we’ve dedicated a part of our lives to helping others. Every year when Thanksgiving rolls around, we work with a charity that gives turkeys and other Thanksgiving dinner foods to families not in a position to …

I saw something on r/controllablewebcams last night

It was last night, at just around 7:30pm. I had watched a YouTube video named “The Dark Side of Reddit”, or something to that effect, and one of the featured subreddits was r/controllablewebcams. Wanting to see for myself, I went on over, and the very first link at the top was the one I’m referring …

Avoid State Road 200 Through Montana. Trust Me.

I’m writing this from a hotel as a warning to anyone that might be making a cross country trip. We’re driving from Seattle to Wisconsin, and last night we were in the middle of nowhere. The fact that Kimmy and I both have a lack of any proper sleep schedule meant that we’d decided to …