Our beautiful Kathryn, My life was just about perfect, as close to it as it could be without actually being so. I was young, with a promising career ahead of me, the love of my life by my side, the whole world at my fingertips. I was 23 years old, not a care in the … Continue reading A letter to my daughter, a warning to you
“Having trouble losing that last 10 pounds? Maybe your skin isn’t as clear as you’d like it to be? Have a goal you just can’t seem to accomplish? Maybe you’re tired of the same boring 9-5 every day of the week. Maybe your boss is getting on your nerves. Maybe you’d rather be your own … Continue reading PSA: Beware of Facebook posts advertising ‘EiteYou’ products!
https://youtu.be/SlpEQqwRdpY I don’t know. I feel so wrong right now. I mean, picture it: everyone you love, all of your friends, your Family’s Mother or Father, everyone standing there, watching proudly as you kill yourself. That’s the dream, right? You’d do it in a heartbeat, and with a smile on your face, right? So many … Continue reading It’s My Turn To Kill Myself, But I’m Having Second Thoughts
OURS WAS A DARK GREEN BOX, CLOSED WITH RED TAPE, WRAPPED IN DARK GREEN WRAPPING PAPER. I’m gonna tell you what happened to us when we found ours, and if you find one and still wanna take the chance, then that’s on you. _____ My family has gotten big enough to the point where everyone … Continue reading If you find a gift that you didn’t put under your tree, DO NOT OPEN IT
“Food was, in my opinion, not nearly worth the price nor the amount of time we had to wait for it. Restaurant was not busy, but our server, Joe, acted as if we were his biggest inconvenience. I can forgive a lot, having worked in the industry for several years, but there was no excuse … Continue reading I’m never using Yelp again.
https://youtu.be/JCg6nO7GYjY I first saw the her at the end of my driveway. She’s probably 5’7”, gauntly thin, with greasy, shoulder-length brown hair. She is always wearing the same thing, a blue and yellow floral print dress that stops just above her knees; she’s also barefoot. Her arms are like sticks, and they just hang at … Continue reading She’s gotten one step closer every night, and I think tonight will be the last.
My wife and I have been very fortunate in life. Our respective hard work has paid off handsomely, and we’ve dedicated a part of our lives to helping others. Every year when Thanksgiving rolls around, we work with a charity that gives turkeys and other Thanksgiving dinner foods to families not in a position to … Continue reading I’m Not Doing Charity Work Again, Ever.