OURS WAS A DARK GREEN BOX, CLOSED WITH RED TAPE, WRAPPED IN DARK GREEN WRAPPING PAPER. I’m gonna tell you what happened to us when we found ours, and if you find one and still wanna take the chance, then that’s on you. _____ My family has gotten big enough to the point where everyone celebrating on Christmas Day just […]

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“Food was, in my opinion, not nearly worth the price nor the amount of time we had to wait for it. Restaurant was not busy, but our server, Joe, acted as if we were his biggest inconvenience. I can forgive a lot, having worked in the industry for several years, but there was no excuse for the rudeness and brusqueness […]

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I first saw the her at the end of my driveway. She’s probably 5’7”, gauntly thin, with greasy, shoulder-length brown hair. She is always wearing the same thing, a blue and yellow floral print dress that stops just above her knees; she’s also barefoot. Her arms are like sticks, and they just hang at her sides as she stares at […]

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My wife and I have been very fortunate in life. Our respective hard work has paid off handsomely, and we’ve dedicated a part of our lives to helping others. Every year when Thanksgiving rolls around, we work with a charity that gives turkeys and other Thanksgiving dinner foods to families not in a position to get such things for themselves. […]

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I’m into BDSM. Bondage, shit like that. Some people might find that weird, but I’m sure those people are into things others might find strange, so let’s not judge. I mention this because it’s important to what happened, it gives you an idea of the kind of company I often keep, the kinds of places I often find myself. A […]

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I’ve been in therapy for years, dealing with this problem or the other. It’s really helped me over time, and I’m glad I’ve utilized the option. However, my last experience wasn’t a particularly good one. I’m kind of afraid of…a lot. I have a phobia for most things. I won’t go through the list, just know that it’s led to […]

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It was last night, at just around 7:30pm. I had watched a YouTube video named “The Dark Side of Reddit”, or something to that effect, and one of the featured subreddits was r/controllablewebcams. Wanting to see for myself, I went on over, and the very first link at the top was the one I’m referring to in this post. The […]

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I’m writing this from a hotel as a warning to anyone that might be making a cross country trip. We’re driving from Seattle to Wisconsin, and last night we were in the middle of nowhere. The fact that Kimmy and I both have a lack of any proper sleep schedule meant that we’d decided to forego a hotel and just […]

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So we just got back from this little mini-vacation, and I wanted to get this written down (typed out) while it’s still fresh in my mind, not that it’s like to go away any time soon. Myself, my wife Kimmy, and our friends Ryan and Alyssa (also a couple) decided to go on a little trip up north from where […]

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I want to tell you about Colin Campbell. Colin and I went to school together since kindergarten, with third grade being the only year of elementary school that we weren’t in the same class. Up until sixth grade, he was as normal a kid as you’d ever seen. He played sports, he had a sizable social circle, he got good […]

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